My Chihuahua Looks Like a Lemur

Exhbit A.
"Petey" the chihuahua. Approximately 2 years, 11 months old. Morbidly obese at nine pounds. Yes, he has ears. He just doesn't want to show you.



Exhibit B. Ringtailed Lemur. Omnivorous. Does not dance or talk in funny accents.




Exhibit C. "King Julian," self-proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs. "..We have people! We love da people! Not a very lively bunch..."