This is a story my brother, The Genius, told me.
So my brother, The Genius, is driving down a very busy street in Grand Rapids. There are cars backed up for a few blocks, and as he gets to the front of the line, he realizes the backup is due to a stalled car in the right hand lane. He looked, but there was no one in the car, so he kept driving.
About a block up the road, he noticed a lady walking with a plastic shopping bag. But it looked really odd, like the bag was sagging. He said he almost rear ended someone because the bag looked so strange. Just as he was about to look away, the bag burst, spilling GASOLINE all over her and the sidewalk.
This idiot lady filled up a friggen walmart bag with unleaded. And thought she could carry it back to her car. Even if the bag hadn't been eaten away by the chemicals in the gas, how do you think she would get it into the gas tank?
My Mom Body (aaay_macaroni)
4 days ago