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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Things I Don't.

I don't exercise. It gives me a headache (literally.)

I don't make pie crust from scratch, because I don't have a big enough surface to roll it out on. (Or, really, what I mean is, I don't have a big enough clean surface to roll it out on.)

I don't do dishes. The Hub does. I don't know why - probably because I don't get around to it for a day or two and it makes him nuts so he just does it himself. I really do have good intentions though. [cough]

I don't clean the cat litter box. I'm always pregnant. When I'm not pregnant, I'm lazy.

I don't eat fish. I hate fish. It's just so ... fishy.

I don't save receipts from using my debit card, so I never know how much money we've got left in the account. Luckily we have online banking so I can get online and check. Also, no overdraft protection, so I can't screw up. It just declines the card if I don't have enough.

I don't watch anything but non-fiction shows on tv. Food Network, TLC, NatGeo, that sort of thing. Closest I get to fiction is Ghost Hunters.

I don't watch movies. I have no attention span.

I don't care if people judge me. What people think about me has no bearing on how I live my life, except, maybe what The Hub or the kids think of me. I figure, no one is going to agree with me all the time so I just do the best I can to take care of what needs taking care of. And if that isn't the most awkward sentence I ever wrote, I don't know what is.

I don't tag blog posts, because I always forget.

I don't "like" anyone's status on facebook, or comment on their statuses. Because whenever I do, I get emails up the wazoo with everyone else's comment on that status and it drives me frickin' insane.

I don't kill things, not even bugs, because it bothers me to think they might have a family somewhere. (Oh wait. I did spray a bunch of yellowjackets with mint oil and they died. But that's different. They were trying to kill us.)

I don't put gas in my van till I absolutely have to, which means I run out of gas more frequently than I like to admit.

I don't tweet. I have a twitter account that my blog feeds to, but I don't use it.

I don't watch the Twilight movies and I have never read the books. (And guess what? I'm fine!)

I don't eat vegetables as often as I should, or fruits.

I don't listen music that's newer than 1999. I am old, and I like old music.

I don't like change.

I don't know what else to write here.

1 comment:

Irishtwins momma said...

I like that blog it sounds alot like me LOL.