Today, my son ....

..... poured a 5 pound bag of sugar on the kitchen floor

..... took of his diaper, pooped on the floor, and played in it (while I was cleaning up the sugar)

..... dumped a whole bottle of shampoo in the bathtub (while I was washing the poop off him)

..... found my secret potato chip stash and dumped it on my bed (while I was getting his clothes out, post-bath)

..... got into the bug spray and effectively removed any trace of mosquito from the kitchen (while I was cleaning up the potato chips)

..... put all the dirty dishes on the counter and played in the dirty dish water (while I was cleaning up the bug spray)

..... found another bag of sugar, then freaked out when I got it from him before he could open it.

It has been a long day.