How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Husband

Step One. Tell Hub you have been having dreams you are pregnant.

Step Two. Buy pregnancy test; talk to Hub about how nervous you are to take it.

Step Three. Announce that you are going to pee on the stick.

Step Four. Pee on the stick (in the bathroom. Not on the sofa, please.)

Step Five. When only one line shows up, and you are sure it's negative, yell "Oh my GOD! Oh no! What are we going to do!?"

Step Six. Wait for Hub to come running into the bathroom. [If he doesn't, repeat step five until he does.]

Step Seven. When he comes in the bathroom, laugh and show him the negative test.