Do you know what this is?

It's this, all blown up.

That's why we have so many kids. Cause instead of using these for their intended purpose, we prefer to blow them up and have swordfights with them. You haven't lived till you've been bonked on the head with an inflated rubber. However, I don't recommend using the lubricated kind. Leaves a funky residue.







oh dear. I think I need to go take a nap.