I don't like my neighbor, because he always chats me up when we get our mail, and I don't do so well with the small talk.
Him: Hey, how come you never put your van in your garage?
Me: Because the door's broken.
Him: Why don't you get it fixed?
Me: Um, well, I guess I never thought about it.
Him: If you fixed the door, you could put your van in there.
Me: Yeah, but then where would I hide all your newspapers?
I don't think my neighbor likes me any more than I like him.
My Mom Body (aaay_macaroni)
3 days ago