I cannot give this to her. I spent four hours, and this is the result. No, it's not done, but close. Just needs to have a gusset sewn in and turned/stuffed. But even if I do finish it... My God.
It's adapted from this pattern. Note: Harder than it looks, especially if your thread keeps going all caddywompus and knotting up and somehow there are thirty-five frickin' threads coming out of the bobbin holder!? What!? Probably easier to do if you are drinking, or have taken a xanax. I did neither, and you can see the, um, interesting results.