So far I have eaten one half of a veggie wrap (which would have been great if it hadn't been for all that green shit on it,) and I bought some tofu. Lisa has been telling me about vegetarian eating, and apparently it works for her because she's all healthy and skinny and stuff. I bet vegetarians are actually skinny because all that stuff tastes like cardboard, so they don't eat too much of it. If healthy food tasted like pie, I would eat it all day long. I might even wake up in the middle of the night to sneak some.
The other part of my resolution was exercise. I have yet to do any sort of exercise, although I did go to Hobby Lobby and buy some material, so that should count. I walked from the scrapbook section all the way over to the fabric section. Then I walked alllllllll the way back over because they put the purse rings by the scrapbook stuff, not by the "wearable art," which is just stupid, but maybe they wanted me to burn an extra three calories. Who knows. I think they should be a little less judgemental. Maybe I needed those three calories. Maybe I was saving them for something.
I talked to my sister in law, Trees, about exercising. She is trying to lose weight. See, she is lucky though, because even though she might be curvy, she is also very, very pretty. I am not, so I guess I have to lose some weight to make up for it. Anyway, Trees said she has been using this little fitness bar while she watches cartoons with my nephews. I don't know if it's working. She looks the same to me. And I can say that, because she doesn't read my blog.
Maybe tomorrow I will tell you another funny story or something. In the meantime, there is a big slice of butter pecan cake with cream cheese icing out in the kitchen. And listen! It's calling my name!
My Mom Body (aaay_macaroni)
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