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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dr. Google

Whenever I have a twinge or ache, or a weird thought, or a sniffly nose, I make an appointment with Dr. Google. He can't prescribe medications, but he sure can diagnose! According to the good doctor, I am suffering from:

Postpartum Depression
Attention Deficit Disorder (several sub-types)
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Hypergraphia, most likely due to temporal lobe epilepsy
Asperger's Syndrome
Gall stones
Psoriasis
Alopecia
Gingivitis
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Hypoglycemia
Onychophagia
Gastritis
Astigmatism
Asthma (exercise induced)
West Nile Virus
Shingles
Lyme Disease


Really, it's a miracle I'm still alive.

3 comments:

Jenni said...

dr. google always tells me i have cancer.

Beth said...

Lol...Dr. Google is awesome...only I ended up on valium after one too many visits to him. He turned me into a anxious hypochondriac.

Jennifer said...

Oh, yes. I've visited him many a time. I'm glad that he was able to diagnosis you so thoroughly! Wouldn't want to leave anything out!