Only in Michigan. (or maybe somewhere else.)

Here are some highlights from a few of the ads I've found on craigslist. Made my day.

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Like new Eddie Bauer baby swing in emasculate condition!
Really. How long has it been since you had that swing castrated?

Beagle puppy for sale, purebred no papers. Parents are hunters. Asking $80 or will trade for fish finder.
Looks like he took up a new sport, eh?

Evenflo infant car seat in like new condition. Bought in 1998, used for three children.
Are you fucking kidding me?

Looking for a small dog, ours died giving birth.
Absolute idiots.

Baby formula, $75 for ten cans. Got it from WIC, can't use.
Hey! Great job defrauding the system, asshole!

Copy machine, works great, but always gets a paper jam and doesn't always copy.
Well then, I guess it depends on your definition of "works great."

Charcoal grill, covered in bird poop.
Wow! Bonus bird poop! Weeee!

Needed, dental work. Will trade for my services of permanent make-up.
Good lord.

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Bored? Go check your local craigslist. It's a flippin' SCREAM.