Some four legged creature in my house decided to have a crap in front of the back door. I didn't find it right away, but I knew it was there, and I walked around the house trying to find it, cursing the animals the whole way.
Beastie was following closely behind me, holding her nose, saying "Stinky! Poopies! Pee Cue! Pee Cue!"
And then we came upon the offensive mess, and she let go of her nose and yelled, "DOG SHIT!"
That's something to be proud of, right there.
My Mom Body (aaay_macaroni)
4 days ago