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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

2010 New Year's Resolutions

I have been thinking about my New Year's resolutions, and I have quite a few of them.

In 2010, I resolve to:

Not take up drinking and driving;

Not begin manufacturing methamphetamine;

Not have another baby;

Not start allowing my kids to play with matches;

Not get in the habit of eating lard straight from the container;

Not start bathing in hydrochloric acid;

Not purposely crash my van into a barn or pond;


Lose weight.

Of these eight resolutions, I can guarantee you that I will keep seven. That's an 87.5% success rate, which is, I'm betting, better than most people can celebrate (resolutionarily speaking, that is.)


Stuff On My Blog said...

lol that is a brilliant success rate :D Good on ya for 7/8 hehe

Amandaleigh said...

What a great way of putting it! Not having another baby (had one last month and another baby the November before) and loosing weight are on my list too. Love your blog by the way :)