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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Spring Sewing

I haven't posted a lot in the past few days because as you are well aware, Easter is coming. While we no longer celebrate Easter in the religious sense, we do like to give gifts to the children to celebrate spring, and you know I just can't ever leave well enough alone... a store-bought basket full of Chinese-made stuffed animals is not going to cut it in our house.

So this year I am making gifts for the kids' baskets. First I made stuffed fabric eggs, using the free pattern from Retro Mama. You still have time to make this project - they're a total breeze to make, and they turn out just adorable. I am actually making a video to show you guys how to make them turn out perfect every time, but the evil robot in my computer ate the edited version and I haven't had a chance to redo it. I still need to slip-stitch the opening where they were stuffed, but once I do I'll share a picture of our egg-ful bounty. I made six for each kid, which is twenty-four total, and altogether, they took maybe 45 minutes. The cutting out took the longest. You'll see what I mean when I post photos (tomorrow, I promise.)

Then I made each kid a stuffed bunny out of cream colored polar fleece. I based it on a pattern I found online, and I'm working on a tutorial for you all. The bunnies take, literally, about ten minutes from the time you cut them out till you stitch up the bum. You will love this little guy, and I swear I'll put pictures up tomorrow.

Have you been creative this season? What are you working on? Do share! :o)

Monday, April 6, 2009

Chocolate Peanut Butter Spread (yeah, another recipe.)

Because the thing I'm working on just isn't working out. Here is another recipe. Sorry.

To one cup of leftover chocolate frosting, add
2 teaspoons milk
1/4 cup creamy peanut butter

Mix it well. If it's too stiff, microwave it for a few seconds. If it's still too stiff, add a tiny bit more milk. You want it to be the consistency of buttercream frosting.

Now spread it on graham crackers and enjoy!

(Note: We eat this in extreme moderation because Four is slightly (okay, majorly) hyperactive, and refined sugars send her over the edge. But just because the kids can't eat much doesn't mean I don't keep a batch in my freezer for late night attacks of the sweet tooth.)

Friday, April 3, 2009

Our favorite dinner - it's healthy too!

This is what I call Italian dinner, except there's no marinara or alfredo. It's Italian because all three courses include the same ingredient - Italian salad dressing.

Course One: Pasta Salad

1 package tri-color bowtie pasta, cooked & rinsed
1 large English cucumber, peeled and diced
1/2 c Italian dressing
1/2 c Ranch dressing
salt and pepper to taste

Mix all the ingredients together. Refrigerate until ready to use. The Ranch dressing tones down the vinegar-y bite of the Italian and adds a creamy deliciousness. (You can add any fresh veggies you like to this. My kids prefer cucumber.)

Course Two: Veggie Kabobs

1 package (12 oz) whole white mushrooms, cleaned well
1 large onion, cubed
1 orange bell pepper, cut in 1" cubes
1 green beel pepper, cut in 1" cubes
1 package (8 oz) cherry tomatoes
3/4 c Italian dressing

Combine ingredients, mix well. Let marinate for 30 minutes to an hour, then thread on metal (or soaked wooden) skewers. Grill over medium heat for 6-8 minutes, turning as needed and basting with the dressing that's left in the bowl. Unbelievable delicious - you might want to make double. Makes 6 really really full metal skewers, or 10 regular skewers.

Course Three: Italian Chicken

4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, trimmed of all fat and pounded thin
1 cup Italian dressing

Marinate chicken in dressing for one hour. Discard dressing. Grill over medium heat until cooked through, about 3 minutes per side. (Grill alongside skewers - they're usually done at the same time.)

Enjoy!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

My child is a freak.

The Babe is two days shy of seven months old, and for the past week or so, has been the biggest crabby pants you have ever met. He keep crying, but it's not like sad or hungry crying. It's like he's just bitching. Bitch bitch bitch whine complain bitch bitch whine. Pick him up and hold him - more bitching. Put him down on the floor with his toys - more bitching. Feed him some smooshed up bananas - he shuts up for two seconds, then starts the bitching again.

He looks fine. He doesn't look sick. No fever. No diaper rash. No spitting up.

The only other logical explanation is teething. He's drooly, and he chews on everything, but I kept rubbing his bottom gums and there was no sign of teething. The gums aren't swollen or soft; there's no telltale lump where a tooth is coming. His bottom gums feel like they did the day he was born. There is nothing going on down there.

Then, yesterday, I noticed something that completely threw me off. He was lying in my arms on his back, and he was, as usual, bitching and complaining. I happened to look into his mouth as he whined, and there on the top gum is a beautiful white pearl of a tooth, just thisclose to popping through.

If you don't have children (or if you aren't a dentist) this might not strike you as terribly freakish. But it is. Babies are supposed to get their first teeth on the bottom. Just like they're supposed to roll over before they sit up. It's THE RULE.

But my child does not, apparently, follow the rules. I hope this isn't a trend.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Book Review: List Yourself

Recently I received a book called List Yourself: Listmaking as the Way to Self-Discovery, by Ilene Segalove and Paul Bob Velick, courtesy of Andrews McMeel Publishing. Now before I write this review, I want you to know that I am never paid in any way to review books or products, and I only choose to review products that I think you, the readers, will be interested in.

I chose to review this particular book because many of you are bloggers, and I know that you probably get writer's block from time to time. (At least, you do if you're anything like me.)

This book is just what you need to get some ideas going. It starts out with a thoughtfully written introduction - a fact I mention because it is the rare book that can hold my attention through introductions and prologues. I almost always skim over them, but since I had agreed to review this, I thought it would be important to read the whole thing.

After the introduction, the book is broken into ten segments, each filled with list prompts. The sections include "Yourself," "Change," Business," "Growing Up" and "Health," as well as other categories, and each contains several different writing prompts.

Each page contains one prompt and is left blank for you to write in if you choose. I personally do not use this book in that manner. I like to pick a prompt, then sit at the computer and type about it, because I have terrible handwriting and I'm an unabashed perfectionist, and the computer gives me instant editing gratification.

If you're like me, your lists won't stay that way for long. You'll write a list, and something you write will remind you of a funny or tragic or surprising or touching thing that happened to you, and you'll spin off into that. There are over 175 different list ideas, but the ideas you spin off will probably be tenfold. Be sure to write down what you come up with, especially if you have ADD, because they'll start coming in fast and furious.

Here is a sample prompt and what I wrote.

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List how you'd like to change your inner life right now.

I am not a religious person. I used to be, kind of, but as I've gotten older, I've realized that for me, God and Christianity were something I embraced because I feared what would happen to me if I didn't believe - not because it was particularly important to me.

I feel that deep down, I am agnostic. I think Jesus was a real man, and a very important historical figure. I am too scared by my upbringing to say that he isn't the savior, and that's what I'd like to change in my inner life. I'd like to find a place where I can say what I believe, even to myself, without fear. For me, spirituality is just absolutely not important. I feel most spiritual in nature, and I like being among trees and grass and living things because I like feeling their energy, but I am not spiritual in any way. I don't think I believe in an afterlife, and I don't think I believe in miracles, and I'm pretty sure that if there is a God, he isn't a fire and brimstone asshole like many religions paint him to be. And if he does exist, I also bet he has a great sense of humor. (Don't believe me? Look at this. Or this.)

I think the reason I feel this way is because of my crazy Aunt Nora. She's my grandma's sister, and she's harmless and quite sweet and would probably cry real tears if she heard me call her crazy. When I was a child, Aunt Nora spent all of her time trying to get me to accept Jesus into my heart. I didn't see her that much, maybe five times a year, but every time I did, there she was a with a little New Testament, praying with me. I think this gave me the impression that asking Jesus once wasn't good enough. I had to keep asking him to accept me, because I wasn't acceptable with all my sins. (Because you know how absolutely horrid an eight year old is. I was kind of a bad kid, but I never stole or set fires. I did swear a lot though.)

This reminds me of a story about Aunt Nora that I have to write about. My mom told me about it.

In the sixties, Aunt Nora was very stylish. She made frankfurter casserole and wore polyester pantsuits and had a large, teased beehive hairstyle.
For some reason, Aunt Nora would spray her hair into a perfect beehive at night, and then wrap it in toilet paper. I don't know what the point of this was, but I think it's because she didn't want to get hairspray all over her nice poly/cotton sheets.

So my mom was a little girl and she went to spend the night at Aunt Nora's house. My mom was scared, sleeping in the bottom bunk all alone, so Aunt Nora laid down with her until she went to sleep. They both started to doze off, and then my mom had a little dream or something and startled awake. This, in turn, startled Aunt Nora, who sat up straight in bed and got her giant, toilet-paper covered beehive stuck in the springs of the top bunk.

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See what I mean? You start writing about one thing and so much more comes out. It's fun, and it's a great exercise for a writer.
List Yourself has been an unbelievably valuable resource for me as a writer, and I think you'll like it too. You can buy it directly from the publisher, or at a local bookstore. I won't get paid if you choose to purchase this book, so I have no vested interest in it, but if you're a blogger or journalist or writer of any type, you need to own this book.

Closing the Blog.

The title says it all. I have nothing more to talk about. I've run out of topics and lost my motivation.

Plus I think blogging is kind of cliche. I'm pretty sure blogging is on it's way out, actually. It'll resurface in a few decades, I'm sure, just like New Kids on the Block.













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