- Find yourself listening to the Dave Matthews Band and enjoying the musical complexity
- Take more pictures of the birds on your feeder than your own family
- Listen to current music and decide it isn't music at all, just a bunch of noise
- Yell at kids to "turn that shit down!"
- Add metamucil to your breakfast to keep you regular
- Watch Sit and Be Fit on PBS, and actually do the exercises
- Have an overwhelming compulsion to crochet an afghan
- Bring a sweater everywhere, in case it gets chilly
Unfortunately, I do all of the above.