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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Checklist for being old.

You're probably old if you ever:

  • Find yourself listening to the Dave Matthews Band and enjoying the musical complexity
  • Take more pictures of the birds on your feeder than your own family
  • Listen to current music and decide it isn't music at all, just a bunch of noise
  • Yell at kids to "turn that shit down!"
  • Add metamucil to your breakfast to keep you regular
  • Watch Sit and Be Fit on PBS, and actually do the exercises
  • Have an overwhelming compulsion to crochet an afghan
  • Bring a sweater everywhere, in case it gets chilly

Unfortunately, I do all of the above.

1 comment:

kg said...

Oh, I can barely contain my disdain for 85% of today's so-called "music"...