Checklist for being old.

You're probably old if you ever:

• Find yourself listening to the Dave Matthews Band and enjoying the musical complexity
• Take more pictures of the birds on your feeder than your own family
• Listen to current music and decide it isn't music at all, just a bunch of noise
• Yell at kids to "turn that shit down!"
• Add metamucil to your breakfast to keep you regular
• Watch Sit and Be Fit on PBS, and actually do the exercises
• Have an overwhelming compulsion to crochet an afghan
• Bring a sweater everywhere, in case it gets chilly

Unfortunately, I do all of the above.