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Sunday, June 21, 2009

You Might Have Two Under Two If ...

(See part one here)

a'la Jeff Foxworthy - even though the older I get, the less funny he seems to be.

* If you've ever cleaned up Duplos with your feet because your arms were full of children, you might have two under two.

* If you've invested in a rocking "chair and a half" just so you'd all fit, you might have two under two.

* If you get a day away from the babies and the only thing you can figure out to do is make yourself some Ramen, you might have two under two.

* If the only outfits in your closet with no puke stains are your wedding dress and a pair of acid wash jeans from your teen years, you might have two under two.

* If you've ever laughed at people who are stressing over their only child, or their children born years and years apart, you might have two under two.

* If you postpone grocery shopping till the only things in your fridge are grape jelly and some funny looking cheese, you might have two under two.

* If you can eat an entire meal with your non-dominant hand, you might have two under two.

* If you can't figure out whose socks are whose when you do the laundry, you might have two under two.

* If you think two years is a HUGE age difference between children, you might have two under two.

* If you can't remember the last time you were able to put anything less than 18 inches from the edge of a counter top or table, you might have two under two.

* If you and your spouse are the only people who can figure out how to open your safety-locked doors, you might have two under two.

* If you only make meals that take less than twenty minutes to prepare, you might have two under two.

* If the though of another kid in diapers seriously does not faze you, you might have two under two.

* If you have ever shrugged and said "what's one more?", you might have two under two.

3 comments:

Lindsey said...

Love it!

Christy said...

Hi- I just found your blog and love it. I have an 8 month old baby and am 22 weeks pregnant, so they will be 1 yr and a week or so apart. Reading your blog helps me understand what I am in for

Jenni said...

i'm considering stapling shit to the celing to keep it out of reach.